yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
At the spawn shop!
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What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
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50/50 relationship
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But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
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Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...