Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...