What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...