George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...