Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...