Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...