Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Polish Medical Terminology
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A woman’s dictionary
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Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.