Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.