My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...