Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...