When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...