Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...