Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...