The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Imagine that
Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...