Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
There’s a parrot on the plane
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Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
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Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
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What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!