Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...