A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...