Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...