Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...