The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....