Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...