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A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
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Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...