Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...