Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...