Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...