Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...