Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...