Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.