Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Looking to buy a frog?
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You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...