Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...