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A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
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Why did he fire you?
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You Mama’s So Ugly…
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A walking economy
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The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
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Is Windows a Virus?
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yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...