If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!