Men Are Like…….
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His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
The prison hospital
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Bad drivers.
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Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
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I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Wrong ISP
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Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...