Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...