Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...