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There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...