I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . ....
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...