Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...