If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...