The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...