Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!