What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....