Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...