Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...