Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Reptiles!
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A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...