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What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
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Windows 2000 Errors!
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Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Birth Control
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The Pearly Gates
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Cinderella and Tampon
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Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
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A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
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