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A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
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Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
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The Diet
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How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
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Stupid Insults 26/31
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What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.