Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...