Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...