58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...