Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...