The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...